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Sunday, May 8th, 2005
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1:27 am - Back again
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TODAYS OLD SCHOOL JOINT OF THE DAYS IS DEAR MOMMA BY TUPAC HAD TO HAVE A SPECIAL ONE FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE
You are appreciated...
When I was young, me and my mama had beef
17 years old kicked out on tha streets
though back in tha time, I never thought I'd see her face
ain't a woman alive that can take my mommas place
suspended from school, scared ta go home
I was a fool with tha big boys breaking all tha rules
shed tears with my baby sister
over tha years we wuz poorer than tha other little kids
and even though we had different dadies
tha same drama when things went wrong we blamed mama
I reminised on tha stress I caused, it wuz hell
hugg'en on my mama from a jail cell
and who'ed think in elementry, heeeey i'd see tha penatentry
One day
running from tha Police, that's right
Momma catch me--put a whoop'en to my backside
and even as a crack fiend mama,
ya always was a black queen mama
I finally understand for a woman
it ain't easy--trying ta raise a man
ya always wuz commited, a poor single mother on welfare,
tell me how ya did it
there's no way I can pay ya back
but tha plan is ta show ya that I understand.
you are appreciated......
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Ain't nobody tell us it wuz fair
no luv for my daddy, cause tha coward wuzn't there
he passed away and I didn't cry
cause my anger, wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
they say i'm wrong and i'm heartless
but all along I wuz looking for a father--he wuz gone
I hung around with tha thug's and even though they sold drugs
they showed a young brother luv
I moved out and started really hang'in
I needed money of my own so I started slang'in
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good, putting money in your mailbox
I love paying rent when tha rents due
I hope ya got tha diamond necklace that I sent to you
cause when I wuz low, you was there for me
ya never left me alone, cause ya cared for me
and I can see ya coming home after work late
ya in tha kitchen trying ta fix us a hot plate
just working with tha scraps you wuz given
and mama made miracles every Thanksgiving
but now tha road got rough, your alone
trying ta raise two bad kids on your own
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.....
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
pour out some liquor and I remenise
cause through tha drama, I can always depend on my mama
and when it seems that i'm hopeless
you say tha words that can get me back in focus
when I wuz sick as a little kid
ta keep me happy theres no limit to tha things ya did
and all my childhood memories
are full of all tha sweet things ya did for me
and even though I act craaaazy
I got ta thank tha Lord that ya maaaade me
There are no words that can express how I feel
Ya never kept a secret, always stayed real
and I appreciate how ya raised me
and all tha extra love that ya gave me
I wish I could take tha pain away
If you can make it through tha night, there's a brighter day
everything'll be alright if ya hold on
it's a strugle
everyday gotta roll on
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.......
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya, Sweeeet Laaaady
Laaaady...[fades]...Laaaady
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| Sunday, May 9th, 2004
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11:47 am - IM BACK
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TODAYS OLD SCHOOL JOINT OF THE DAYS IS DEAR MOMMA BY TUPAC HAD TO HAVE A SPECIAL ONE FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE
You are appreciated...
When I was young, me and my mama had beef
17 years old kicked out on tha streets
though back in tha time, I never thought I'd see her face
ain't a woman alive that can take my mommas place
suspended from school, scared ta go home
I was a fool with tha big boys breaking all tha rules
shed tears with my baby sister
over tha years we wuz poorer than tha other little kids
and even though we had different dadies
tha same drama when things went wrong we blamed mama
I reminised on tha stress I caused, it wuz hell
hugg'en on my mama from a jail cell
and who'ed think in elementry, heeeey i'd see tha penatentry
One day
running from tha Police, that's right
Momma catch me--put a whoop'en to my backside
and even as a crack fiend mama,
ya always was a black queen mama
I finally understand for a woman
it ain't easy--trying ta raise a man
ya always wuz commited, a poor single mother on welfare,
tell me how ya did it
there's no way I can pay ya back
but tha plan is ta show ya that I understand.
you are appreciated......
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Ain't nobody tell us it wuz fair
no luv for my daddy, cause tha coward wuzn't there
he passed away and I didn't cry
cause my anger, wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
they say i'm wrong and i'm heartless
but all along I wuz looking for a father--he wuz gone
I hung around with tha thug's and even though they sold drugs
they showed a young brother luv
I moved out and started really hang'in
I needed money of my own so I started slang'in
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good, putting money in your mailbox
I love paying rent when tha rents due
I hope ya got tha diamond necklace that I sent to you
cause when I wuz low, you was there for me
ya never left me alone, cause ya cared for me
and I can see ya coming home after work late
ya in tha kitchen trying ta fix us a hot plate
just working with tha scraps you wuz given
and mama made miracles every Thanksgiving
but now tha road got rough, your alone
trying ta raise two bad kids on your own
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.....
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
pour out some liquor and I remenise
cause through tha drama, I can always depend on my mama
and when it seems that i'm hopeless
you say tha words that can get me back in focus
when I wuz sick as a little kid
ta keep me happy theres no limit to tha things ya did
and all my childhood memories
are full of all tha sweet things ya did for me
and even though I act craaaazy
I got ta thank tha Lord that ya maaaade me
There are no words that can express how I feel
Ya never kept a secret, always stayed real
and I appreciate how ya raised me
and all tha extra love that ya gave me
I wish I could take tha pain away
If you can make it through tha night, there's a brighter day
everything'll be alright if ya hold on
it's a strugle
everyday gotta roll on
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.......
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya, Sweeeet Laaaady
Laaaady...[fades]...Laaaady
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| Sunday, May 11th, 2003
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12:34 pm - well look who it is
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TODAYS OLD SCHOOL JOINT OF THE DAYS IS DEAR MOMMA BY TUPAC HAD TO HAVE A SPECIAL ONE FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE
You are appreciated...
When I was young, me and my mama had beef
17 years old kicked out on tha streets
though back in tha time, I never thought I'd see her face
ain't a woman alive that can take my mommas place
suspended from school, scared ta go home
I was a fool with tha big boys breaking all tha rules
shed tears with my baby sister
over tha years we wuz poorer than tha other little kids
and even though we had different dadies
tha same drama when things went wrong we blamed mama
I reminised on tha stress I caused, it wuz hell
hugg'en on my mama from a jail cell
and who'ed think in elementry, heeeey i'd see tha penatentry
One day
running from tha Police, that's right
Momma catch me--put a whoop'en to my backside
and even as a crack fiend mama,
ya always was a black queen mama
I finally understand for a woman
it ain't easy--trying ta raise a man
ya always wuz commited, a poor single mother on welfare,
tell me how ya did it
there's no way I can pay ya back
but tha plan is ta show ya that I understand.
you are appreciated......
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Ain't nobody tell us it wuz fair
no luv for my daddy, cause tha coward wuzn't there
he passed away and I didn't cry
cause my anger, wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
they say i'm wrong and i'm heartless
but all along I wuz looking for a father--he wuz gone
I hung around with tha thug's and even though they sold drugs
they showed a young brother luv
I moved out and started really hang'in
I needed money of my own so I started slang'in
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good, putting money in your mailbox
I love paying rent when tha rents due
I hope ya got tha diamond necklace that I sent to you
cause when I wuz low, you was there for me
ya never left me alone, cause ya cared for me
and I can see ya coming home after work late
ya in tha kitchen trying ta fix us a hot plate
just working with tha scraps you wuz given
and mama made miracles every Thanksgiving
but now tha road got rough, your alone
trying ta raise two bad kids on your own
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.....
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
pour out some liquor and I remenise
cause through tha drama, I can always depend on my mama
and when it seems that i'm hopeless
you say tha words that can get me back in focus
when I wuz sick as a little kid
ta keep me happy theres no limit to tha things ya did
and all my childhood memories
are full of all tha sweet things ya did for me
and even though I act craaaazy
I got ta thank tha Lord that ya maaaade me
There are no words that can express how I feel
Ya never kept a secret, always stayed real
and I appreciate how ya raised me
and all tha extra love that ya gave me
I wish I could take tha pain away
If you can make it through tha night, there's a brighter day
everything'll be alright if ya hold on
it's a strugle
everyday gotta roll on
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.......
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya, Sweeeet Laaaady
Laaaady...[fades]...Laaaady
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(10 trophies for the Cheat | Here have a trophy)
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| Sunday, May 12th, 2002
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12:37 pm - special old school song
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TODAYS OLD SCHOOL JOINT OF THE DAYS IS DEAR MOMMA BY TUPAC HAD TO HAVE A SPECIAL ONE FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE
You are appreciated...
When I was young, me and my mama had beef
17 years old kicked out on tha streets
though back in tha time, I never thought I'd see her face
ain't a woman alive that can take my mommas place
suspended from school, scared ta go home
I was a fool with tha big boys breaking all tha rules
shed tears with my baby sister
over tha years we wuz poorer than tha other little kids
and even though we had different dadies
tha same drama when things went wrong we blamed mama
I reminised on tha stress I caused, it wuz hell
hugg'en on my mama from a jail cell
and who'ed think in elementry, heeeey i'd see tha penatentry
One day
running from tha Police, that's right
Momma catch me--put a whoop'en to my backside
and even as a crack fiend mama,
ya always was a black queen mama
I finally understand for a woman
it ain't easy--trying ta raise a man
ya always wuz commited, a poor single mother on welfare,
tell me how ya did it
there's no way I can pay ya back
but tha plan is ta show ya that I understand.
you are appreciated......
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Ain't nobody tell us it wuz fair
no luv for my daddy, cause tha coward wuzn't there
he passed away and I didn't cry
cause my anger, wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
they say i'm wrong and i'm heartless
but all along I wuz looking for a father--he wuz gone
I hung around with tha thug's and even though they sold drugs
they showed a young brother luv
I moved out and started really hang'in
I needed money of my own so I started slang'in
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good, putting money in your mailbox
I love paying rent when tha rents due
I hope ya got tha diamond necklace that I sent to you
cause when I wuz low, you was there for me
ya never left me alone, cause ya cared for me
and I can see ya coming home after work late
ya in tha kitchen trying ta fix us a hot plate
just working with tha scraps you wuz given
and mama made miracles every Thanksgiving
but now tha road got rough, your alone
trying ta raise two bad kids on your own
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.....
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
pour out some liquor and I remenise
cause through tha drama, I can always depend on my mama
and when it seems that i'm hopeless
you say tha words that can get me back in focus
when I wuz sick as a little kid
ta keep me happy theres no limit to tha things ya did
and all my childhood memories
are full of all tha sweet things ya did for me
and even though I act craaaazy
I got ta thank tha Lord that ya maaaade me
There are no words that can express how I feel
Ya never kept a secret, always stayed real
and I appreciate how ya raised me
and all tha extra love that ya gave me
I wish I could take tha pain away
If you can make it through tha night, there's a brighter day
everything'll be alright if ya hold on
it's a strugle
everyday gotta roll on
and there's no way I can pay ya back
but my plan is ta show ya that I understand
you are appreciated.......
Laaaaady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, place no one above ya
Sweeeet Laaaady, don't cha know we luv ya, Sweeeet Laaaady
Laaaady...[fades]...Laaaady
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(4 trophies for the Cheat | Here have a trophy)
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| Saturday, May 11th, 2002
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11:02 pm - OLD SCHOOL
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TODAYS OLD SCHOOL JOINT OF THE DAY IS YOU SAW MY BLINKER BITCH BY DJ JAZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE
this is a story I'll never forget
about the day my new car got hit
it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
when I heard the crash I got mad as hell
cruising down the highway fast not slow
ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
people waving at me cause they know who I am
alpine stero blasting a jam
put the top down said my girlfriend
then my damn hat blew off in the wind
I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought
I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
day was friday date was ten
my girl was looking good on a strem
she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear
said hit me again and I'll break your wrist
that day I dressed all in white
takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night
I was hoping I could find a short cut
I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt
there was this lady in a pinto coup
'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop
driving off fast borderline insane
glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane
I swerved left then I swerved right
she was still tailgating me too damn tight
to the left lane I tried to switch
then you saw my blinker bitch
we both pulled off on the side of the road
I was hot ready to explode
the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
is I was 21 and she was 90 years old
then the police came turn the lights off
the lady started cryin' and the cop got soft
the cop said ah it'll be ok
wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe
I said wait what's going on cap'
her car's fine my car is wrecked
then I saw what happened in the crash
her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
you hit me I didn't hit you
stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
it's your fault you caused all this
you saw my blinker bitch
Wednesday October the fourth
that's when we got our day in court
that lady destroyed my case
she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
I jumped up I said you must be jokin'
come on judge her neck ain't broken
well I'll be damned
wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand
the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
judge said boy you'd better calm down
aren't you one of them damn rap singers
yeah then I gave him the finger
judge held me in contempt of court
for givin' him the finger and things of that sort
anything to say before you're dismissed
just one you saw my blinker bitch
current mood:  cold
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| Friday, May 10th, 2002
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10:51 am - THIS ANOUNCEMENT WAS BROUGHT TO U BY SLIM
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TODAYS OLD SCHOOL JOINT OF THE DAY IS MOTOWNPHILLY BY BOYZ II MEN.
CHORUS:
Motownphilly's back again
Doin' a little east coast swing
Boyz II Men going off
Not too hard, not too soft
It's long overdue but now
Philly is slammin'
Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD
The east coast family
Never skipped a beat, nah
While cooling on South street
Jet black Benz, plenty of friends
And all the Philly steaks you could eat
Back in school we used to dream about this everyday
Could it really happen? All those dreams to fade away
Then we started singing and
They said it sounded smooth
So we started a group and here we are
Kickin' it just for you
REPEAT CHORUS.
The spotlight is on us now
Watch us do this
Da da, daaa da da, da da da da da da
Live and direct from Philly town
Rap and hype and we can get down
We are ready to roll
So now the world will know that we were
Back in school we used to dream about this everyday
Could it really happen? All those dreams to fade away
Then we started singing and
They said it sounded smooth
So we started a group and here we are
Kickin' it just for you
REPEAT CHORUS.
Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da
Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa
Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da
Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa
REPEAT CHORUS.
current mood: devious
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(2 trophies for the Cheat | Here have a trophy)
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| Thursday, May 9th, 2002
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6:46 pm - he we go again
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TODAYS OLD SCHOOL JOINT OF THE DAY IS OPP BY NAUGHTY BY NATURE!!!!!!!
Army with harmony
Dave drop a load on 'em
OPP, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership
Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)
As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount
Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)
This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it
Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
Break it down!
current mood:  numb
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(3 trophies for the Cheat | Here have a trophy)
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| Wednesday, May 8th, 2002
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9:32 pm - mix of tha day
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TODAYS OLD SCHOLL JOINT OF THE DAY IS BIG OLE BUTT BY LL COOL J
I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall, takin' a break
Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L
Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to the high school about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
But I'll take you on a platter"
She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
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| Wednesday, May 1st, 2002
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10:34 am - Hospitals Suck
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Well tha last few days have sucked i have been stuck in mt clemens general hospital. i went into have my leg looked at well they did all kinds of test and shit so i had to stay. well i just wanted to say thanks to everyone who came up and kept me company thanks alot it meant alot to me
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(3 trophies for the Cheat | Here have a trophy)
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| Thursday, April 25th, 2002
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9:24 pm - nikki rules
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well i know this chick name nikki and shes so cool i decided to write a journal about her ( not cuz she told me to, or made me) well nikki rules and when shes down feelin i like to do cartwheels and tuff like that to cheer her up. there was this one time she was sad so i went and put my bathing suit on and filled up the bathtub and did cannon balls off my counter. it was so much fun and it cheered her up so it was worth it. then there was this one time i went to her house and her dad shot me with a bb gun and i cried like a bitch with a skinned knee. wait that never happened or did it??????????? well i thinnk my brian just quit workin so im am gonna stop writein in this. well nikki u asked for it and got it but im about to passs out form all this thinkin. lata peoople......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... oh man i did pass out im leavin for sure this time
current mood:  drained
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(8 trophies for the Cheat | Here have a trophy)
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| Monday, April 22nd, 2002
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9:54 pm - man its been awhile
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well i havent updated in forever and i was told i had to or i was gonna die. so here we go. latley i havent been up 2 alot. well i have been playin some softball and just been hangin with the normal people. thats all i remember about the past weeks. well today i picked up jessi from school and we hung out it was cool i havent seen her in awhile and i missed her. then i took her to work and met up with nick and bildo me and nick went to the omni mall. then we came here to chill my mom juiced us up with stakes. well now me nick and bildo r chillin well im gonna wrap this up lata
current mood:  happy
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| Saturday, April 13th, 2002
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3:06 am - BEERS WIN OR LOSE
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TONIGHT FUCKIN ROCKED
Ok well where do we start today was soooooo much funn. i woke up carp came over we chilled then went to the bating cages with michelle, dale then met us up there. well after that i droped michelle off went home for a lil then off to pick up my motha fuckin team mates. we picked up emily and then it was to get jessi well in the 30 min it took to get there i dont think my phone stoped lol ask emily or carp. well picked up jessi then to michelles where we chilled for a bit. then on to the games and this is how im gonna do it.
Dale a.k.a Deezy: well man what can i say u ran your ass off full extension 3 feet in the air came up a pube short of the ball. 1st ever web gem i seen that the player didnt come up with the ball
Adam a.k.a A Sleezy: aight to say u have a good arm is a understatement. u picked up the ball a whole 3 feet from home plate and came up firing to get the dude by a set. all i can say is GOD DAMN
Michelle a.k.a MichMelly: oh i cant pitch i cant pitch well 4 strikeouts later i think u can pitch lol. well u did get screwed the 2nd game witht the further mound.
Dani: for a person who all they say is there gonna be bad 3 RBIS later i think u did pretty damn good.
Bri a.k.a Bria Bria: U played good u need to losen up on when u make a mistake everyone does. but u played a good to games and see u can hit the ball even tho u swore u couldnt.
Bildo a.k.a MY NIGGA a.k.a MVP: Im sorry u didnt get a chance for the cycle i did my part i was on base all the time. but u r the man and remember no pussy throws this year.
Duley: What a diffrance cleats make huh. well after the slip ups it was all good and i told ya u would move up in the lineup lol
Emily H. a.k.a Sara Bara lol: Well emily im sorry about all the ur playin ur not playin shit during the week im glad u played and u will be playin again u did good even tho u owe me a case of beer. Thanks for playin
Jessi: hey well u said u sucked but u hit the ball even tho u said u wouldnt im glad u had fun and no more drinkin before the game.
Me: well im sorry u guys had to see me all sick. u know dont think ur gonna see hits like that all year cause its like once in a lifetime lol
"The Fans" to all u who showed up even if it was for a lil thanks for coming out
And to all the players on the team i just wanted to sayt thanks for all playin i had a great time. who cares we lost both games not me i had a fuckin great time so lets keep the good times coming and thanks again for playin
current mood:  exhausted
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| Monday, April 8th, 2002
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5:59 pm
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yeah so today i fixed laurens phone. ahha this is lauren writing this. lol im a dork anywho. im at slims house and im messin with his computer.
"dale give me a quote," lauren said.
"ummmm....," says dale.
"sshhhhhh!! ill get in trouble if u say something bad," slim exclaimed!
"like nigger?" dale said.
"o man" says slim.
current mood:  ditzy
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| Tuesday, April 2nd, 2002
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12:42 pm - sweet day
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man yesterday was a good day. dale didnt go to work so we went out and got alot of shit done. hell we went like 90 places even threw a taco at some kid. then we went and picked up lauren baby it was sweet i havent hung out with her in forever it was sweet we went to the mall and took dale to get his tounge periced then ;auren broke my amp lol jk well thats about it
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| Monday, April 1st, 2002
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11:53 am - TAKE THIS BITCHES
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| Saturday, March 30th, 2002
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2:30 pm - century club
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well last night was sweet me and bildo joined the century club it was all in good fun bildo was funny as fuck bitchin about everything and showin off his napkin thats all hes gotta say lol well im done cause i dont wanna talk about my gay ass life
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(2 trophies for the Cheat | Here have a trophy)
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| Monday, March 18th, 2002
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8:53 pm
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| Sunday, March 17th, 2002
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1:41 pm - fill this out
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1. When did we meet?
2. How did we meet?
3. Have we ever met in person?
4. have we ever talked on the phone?
5. Have you ever seen me cry?
6. Have you ever seen me dance?
7. Describe me using three or less words.
8. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do?
9. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
10. Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it.
11. If you could give me a present, what would it be?
12. Would you hug me?
13. What do you REALLY think of me?
14. Do you know something about me that no one else knows?
15. Do you even know how old I am?
16. Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?
17. Wanna makeout?
18. Who should i go on dates with?
19. Name one thing you don't like about me.
20. Insert clever song lyric here:
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| Saturday, March 16th, 2002
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1:12 am - few thoughts
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welll softball is gonna be sweet "beers win or lose" hell yeah!!!!!! Props to dani for her bro hookin us up on the jerseys.
Me and Deezy threw the Lacrosse ball around and damn it needs to get warm so we can play some LAX so if u wanna get rocked in some lax get in line. lol
another thought about warm weather jet skis hell motha fuckin ya!
Monday Monday Monday i get my rims yes, wait isnt it suposed to be Sunday Sunday Sunday? wait no thats monster trucks
i think im done
current mood:  crazy
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| Wednesday, March 13th, 2002
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12:32 am - tattoo #2
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well today me and selaty were bored so we picked up dale and said we were just gonna LOOK at tattoos. well look turned into i found one and that led to the question of how much then that led to the questions could u do it today and well we will just say i got another tattoo lol well i think 2 is it for me. well nuttin else is really new im out.
current mood: productive
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